{"id":84,"date":"2011-06-12T13:51:44","date_gmt":"2011-06-12T20:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?page_id=84"},"modified":"2011-06-13T22:30:10","modified_gmt":"2011-06-14T05:30:10","slug":"fife-kara-vs-burnheart","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?page_id=84","title":{"rendered":"Fife &#038; Selia VS Burnheart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Date Filed: 06\/10\/2011<\/p>\n<p>Complaint: Story misrepresentation and repeated loss of panties.<\/p>\n<p>Representation: All parties are represented by Attorney At Law Paul, using his Escalating Rate Algorithm*.<\/p>\n<p>Status: Pending, but trending.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* In the Escalating Rate Algorithm Lawyer Paul charges each Client, iteratively, $1 per hour     more  than the other, until either 1 drops out, or the rate reaches     $1  Billion per hour, in which case Paul will represent both Clients, and     in  fact, after 1 hours work, will arrange a settlement agreement in      which he pays both Clients out (after billing them).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Date Filed: 06\/10\/2011 Complaint: Story misrepresentation and repeated loss of panties. Representation: All parties are represented by Attorney At Law Paul, using his Escalating Rate Algorithm*. Status: Pending, but trending. &nbsp; * In the Escalating Rate Algorithm Lawyer Paul charges &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?page_id=84\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":79,"menu_order":10,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-84","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/84\/revisions\/127"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/79"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}