{"id":90,"date":"2011-06-12T14:01:11","date_gmt":"2011-06-12T21:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?page_id=90"},"modified":"2011-06-12T14:04:35","modified_gmt":"2011-06-12T21:04:35","slug":"advanced-theories-of-writing","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?page_id=90","title":{"rendered":"Advanced Theories of Writing"},"content":{"rendered":"

Presenting, for the first time available in written form,<\/p>\n

Professor Marcus Burnheart’s Amazing Theories <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

of <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Advanced Super Writing<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

(Previously only available as a tonic!)<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Copy your story from South Park<\/li>\n
  2. Throw in some crazy scenes from Family Guy<\/li>\n
  3. Get the writers from The Onion to write it<\/li>\n
  4. Get Larry David to come over and spit on the final document<\/li>\n
  5. Rethink your theories<\/li>\n
  6. Never get to this step<\/li>\n
  7. Cash in and sell your script as a tonic<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

     <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Presenting, for the first time available in written form, Professor Marcus Burnheart’s Amazing Theories of Advanced Super Writing (Previously only available as a tonic!) Copy your story from South Park Throw in some crazy scenes from Family Guy Get the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":72,"menu_order":10,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-90","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/90\/revisions\/92"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/72"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}