{"id":1157,"date":"2000-09-29T12:36:26","date_gmt":"2000-09-29T19:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1157"},"modified":"2012-10-02T22:07:31","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T05:07:31","slug":"its-a-hoot-it-really-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1157","title":{"rendered":"It\u2019s A Hoot, It Really Is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This whole thing is like some sort of infinitely sized glory box full of gum-booted lovebugs. It\u2019s a hoot. And shoop shoop doo wop to you and yours and all that and that. This whole thing is badgering on borderdom, but link-tabling to some excruciating new form of joyousness. It\u2019s\u2019 a hoot. And toot! toot! toot! to it and it\u2019s and the whole gummed up bummed down thing.<\/p>\n<p>Hey fluffy! This whole thing is flipping me it\u2019s dipping me in and out of a gigantic punchbowl full of the insipid milk of human blindness. But somehow it\u2019s a hoot. Like the rub. In the tub. 3 men. Yummy. And now I\u2019ve been dubbed onto the whole languid scene and I\u2019m already feeling like a hasbeen. It\u2019s somewhat like a hoot. Pointless noise. Spinning off. Into vacuum. Nothing. Reflecting. Nothing reflecting.<\/p>\n<p>But that\u2019s buckled think! For me this whole thing is like a million noggins all merged into none. The singularity of human insight. With nothing to say. God it\u2019s a hoot. It\u2019s an annie. It\u2019s a fluke it\u2019s happening. The flute is happening. It\u2019s a poop it\u2019s crappening. I know you\u2019re all dancing.<\/p>\n<p>This whole thing is a hoot. It\u2019s spooks me. I\u2019ve spread-eagled all my loot over it. It\u2019s like an unscrupulous croupier. Did I say doop doop doop. Um, like, it\u2019s a hoot, man. It\u2019s a hootman. There\u2019s not a lot less I can say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This whole thing is like some sort of infinitely sized glory box full of gum-booted lovebugs. It\u2019s a hoot. And shoop shoop doo wop to you and yours and all that and that. This whole thing is badgering on borderdom, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1157\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadmiums-poetic-funpark-of-despair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1157"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1276,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1157\/revisions\/1276"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}