{"id":1159,"date":"2000-09-29T12:37:55","date_gmt":"2000-09-29T19:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2012-10-02T22:07:22","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T05:07:22","slug":"poems-so-dandy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1159","title":{"rendered":"Poems (So Dandy)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poems so dandy like<br \/>\nQuaint floozies and<br \/>\nSome misplaced punk<br \/>\nTuation that is never possibly wrong&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, sugar was never this sweet!<\/p>\n<p>Oddball shaft of limp with pimpled<br \/>\nPoems so dandy like<br \/>\nYay man if saccharine were only<br \/>\nFleetingly juiced<\/p>\n<p>If sugar were only sweet!<\/p>\n<p>Ragtag tagteam degenerates<br \/>\nBoth kicking and licking ass with<br \/>\nPoems so dandy like<br \/>\nThe dandy man said<\/p>\n<p>If sugar were only so sweet!<\/p>\n<p>Delete verses 1 to 3<br \/>\nRepeat: delete<br \/>\nFor we are getting nowhere with<br \/>\nPoems so dandy like<\/p>\n<p>As if sugar will ever be sweet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poems so dandy like Quaint floozies and Some misplaced punk Tuation that is never possibly wrong&#8217; Oh, sugar was never this sweet! Oddball shaft of limp with pimpled Poems so dandy like Yay man if saccharine were only Fleetingly juiced &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1159\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadmiums-poetic-funpark-of-despair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1275,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions\/1275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}