{"id":1163,"date":"2000-09-29T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2000-09-29T19:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2012-10-02T22:07:09","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T05:07:09","slug":"the-dark-side-of-the-nut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1163","title":{"rendered":"The Dark Side Of The Nut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes it feels as though I am on the dark side of the nut. What with all that I do for love, with my hapless version of my story that I have been sent to tell, with my being upside-down, do you even develop my picture? My utterly blank snapshot of the dark side of the nut.<\/p>\n<p>I am running on the loosely spherical rotating nut &#8211; but I think maybe I am going the wrong way. Hey, maybe I am upside down and back to front. That would be delicious! Why cant there be light on this side of the nut? Is it a black hole nut?<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it seems that my concepts escape the gravity of the blackhole nut &#8211; but they just dissipate into the entropic ether of the light side of the nut, the uptown nut, the Vegas nut, the glam-rock tickety-tock hot rock nut.<\/p>\n<p>I could say that I feel like I belong on this dark side of the nut. It protects me from the hate, from the bubbling, gleeful gobble-gobble of the shiny side, the vinyl side, the unbridled side of the nut. The evil out there is distressing to such a brittle bubble blowing about in the perpetual nighty-night of an utter, abject lack of light.<\/p>\n<p>So I will stay, and ponder, for a moment further, my condition, here alone, nude, grooved, on this shady, somewhat lazy, dark side, of the nut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes it feels as though I am on the dark side of the nut. What with all that I do for love, with my hapless version of my story that I have been sent to tell, with my being upside-down, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1163\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadmiums-poetic-funpark-of-despair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1166,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions\/1166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}