{"id":1172,"date":"2000-09-29T12:52:42","date_gmt":"2000-09-29T19:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1172"},"modified":"2012-10-02T22:06:58","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T05:06:58","slug":"remove-my-skimpy-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1172","title":{"rendered":"Remove My Skimpy Costume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Slip it in slip it out remove my skimpy costume<br \/>\nI\u2019m a solipsistic soliloquist<br \/>\nI\u2019ve smelt a beard and now I\u2019m going crazy<br \/>\n&#8211; It could get a little bit phased out from here on in &#8211;<br \/>\nYou\u2019ve got flop me over flip me out<br \/>\nI have become the so-called &#8220;Dandy Man&#8221;<br \/>\nI\u2019ve got a sick sense of sticking you up up up<br \/>\nAnd a candelabra for an ass<br \/>\nCan you please place a plank between our hearts?<br \/>\nThis heterogenesis is driving me to think<br \/>\nAnd I have a slick lip for slapping you up hup hup<br \/>\nAnd a plan for a gigantic rubber dog<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slip it in slip it out remove my skimpy costume I\u2019m a solipsistic soliloquist I\u2019ve smelt a beard and now I\u2019m going crazy &#8211; It could get a little bit phased out from here on in &#8211; You\u2019ve got flop &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1172\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadmiums-poetic-funpark-of-despair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1172"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1271,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1172\/revisions\/1271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}