{"id":1184,"date":"2000-09-29T13:00:34","date_gmt":"2000-09-29T20:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2012-10-02T22:05:56","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T05:05:56","slug":"you-are-the-greatest-artist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1184","title":{"rendered":"You Are The Greatest Artist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019ve abandoned me<br \/>\nIn the wake of my elaborate meltdown<br \/>\nLike I hoped you would<br \/>\nWith candor, you\u2019ve demanded more<br \/>\nIt\u2019s uprooting but I have no roots<br \/>\nI am awake to your chicanery<br \/>\nYou are the greatest cabaret artist in the world<br \/>\nAnd you have stranded me<br \/>\nOn many islands of myself<br \/>\nJust where I hoped I would land<br \/>\nSplendor aside, the rewards are poor<br \/>\nAnd it\u2019s upsetting but I have no setting<br \/>\nI am alert to your complex jiggery<br \/>\nYou are the greatest unknown artist of your time<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019ve abandoned me In the wake of my elaborate meltdown Like I hoped you would With candor, you\u2019ve demanded more It\u2019s uprooting but I have no roots I am awake to your chicanery You are the greatest cabaret artist in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1184\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadmiums-poetic-funpark-of-despair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1184"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1265,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions\/1265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}