{"id":1209,"date":"2000-09-30T15:32:04","date_gmt":"2000-09-30T22:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2012-10-02T22:04:41","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T05:04:41","slug":"out-of-skew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1209","title":{"rendered":"Out Of Skew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Masturbate me slove,<br \/>\nGlitter glammer push and<br \/>\nTail me out your door,<br \/>\nYou masturbating fluff<br \/>\nScrappling grippling plove<br \/>\nSinks me to your floop,<br \/>\nYou masturbate me know<br \/>\nYou masturbate me nlow<br \/>\nStammer rammer bomb und<br \/>\nShake me like I care<br \/>\nYou escalating snove<br \/>\nScrooping floppy for your bread,<br \/>\nYou<br \/>\nScoop up floppy,<br \/>\nHow you bled.<br \/>\nHow you bled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Masturbate me slove, Glitter glammer push and Tail me out your door, You masturbating fluff Scrappling grippling plove Sinks me to your floop, You masturbate me know You masturbate me nlow Stammer rammer bomb und Shake me like I care &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1209\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadmiums-poetic-funpark-of-despair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1209"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1254,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions\/1254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}