{"id":1227,"date":"2000-09-30T17:37:52","date_gmt":"2000-10-01T00:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1227"},"modified":"2012-10-02T22:03:18","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T05:03:18","slug":"gods-most-gracious-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1227","title":{"rendered":"God\u2019s Most Gracious Gift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a little girl Jean spent her time<br \/>\nWaiting for God\u2019s most gracious gift<br \/>\nTo be delivered to her<\/p>\n<p>In sandals and in dresses<br \/>\nLearning how to be curved<br \/>\nJean stood by roadsides in different countries<br \/>\nWaiting<\/p>\n<p>She drank poisons when it suited her<br \/>\nAnd cordial on other occasions<br \/>\nOne night she watched her father get raped<\/p>\n<p>One night she watched her father get raped<br \/>\nBut Jean never blinked<br \/>\nFor her eyes were snapped open<br \/>\nAnd waiting<\/p>\n<p>As she grew up Jean experimented<br \/>\nWith increasing her size<br \/>\nAnd meticulously observing the results<\/p>\n<p>So in sandals and in panties<br \/>\nLearning how to curve space<br \/>\nJean stood by roadsides in different parts of the state<br \/>\nWaiting<\/p>\n<p>She injected poisons and stayed in prisons<br \/>\nOut of personal choice<br \/>\nShe stood idly by and watched herself get raped by dogs<\/p>\n<p>One time she raped some dogs<br \/>\nAnd never blinked an eye<br \/>\nFor fear of missing what she was waiting for<\/p>\n<p>In her old age Jean came to the conclusion<br \/>\nThat people were pointless<br \/>\nBut magnificent at hiding the fact<\/p>\n<p>And in sandals and in nothing else<br \/>\nLearning how to destroy space<br \/>\nJean stood by roadsides in different parts of the town<br \/>\nWaiting<\/p>\n<p>She injected planetary waste direct into her head<br \/>\nJust to see where it would take her<br \/>\nTo tempt the world to rape her<\/p>\n<p>And although she prayed every night to be raped by God<br \/>\nShe was still largely devoted to<br \/>\nWaiting<br \/>\nFor God\u2019s most gracious gift<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a little girl Jean spent her time Waiting for God\u2019s most gracious gift To be delivered to her In sandals and in dresses Learning how to be curved Jean stood by roadsides in different countries Waiting She drank poisons &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1227\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadmiums-poetic-funpark-of-despair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1227"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1243,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions\/1243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}