{"id":1233,"date":"2000-09-30T17:40:26","date_gmt":"2000-10-01T00:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1233"},"modified":"2012-10-02T22:02:56","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T05:02:56","slug":"how-i-found-love-at-the-shopping-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1233","title":{"rendered":"How I found love at the shopping mall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I fell in love with a corpse in a stairwell,<br \/>\nI fell into a corpse that I saw swinging,<br \/>\nIt fell into my path of parabolic love swinging from a stairwell ceiling,<br \/>\nWith love but not feeling I was unexpected in that well of love<br \/>\nFor a bug diseased dummy blowing slightly,<br \/>\nI went out to bat for love albeit somewhat queasy,<br \/>\nFor I struck upon the dangling body,<br \/>\nRaptured as it was in sheer stony cold love by a human walking by lost,<br \/>\nJust taking the exit from the lovelorn mall<br \/>\nOf love-obsessed asteroid shoppers in the shopping mall,<br \/>\nSo intrinsically loveless they made me dizzy,<br \/>\nSo I stumbled off into a hall of stairs going down,<br \/>\nGoing down and locking, locking behind me with their door,<br \/>\nLocking me into this whole new love-locked situation with a charming lug of a boy,<br \/>\nFrom whom life had been grasped,<br \/>\nAnd replaced with an executive sock,<br \/>\nAnd a sailors knot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I fell in love with a corpse in a stairwell, I fell into a corpse that I saw swinging, It fell into my path of parabolic love swinging from a stairwell ceiling, With love but not feeling I was unexpected &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=1233\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadmiums-poetic-funpark-of-despair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1235,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions\/1235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}