{"id":786,"date":"2012-01-22T11:39:19","date_gmt":"2012-01-22T19:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=786"},"modified":"2025-06-26T07:34:24","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T14:34:24","slug":"love-pirates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=786","title":{"rendered":"love pirates!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/warblings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/thumbnailCAEZ78XV.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-791\" title=\"thumbnailCAEZ78XV\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/warblings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/thumbnailCAEZ78XV.jpg\" width=\"170\" height=\"211\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nwe are the love pirates<br \/>\nstealin&#8217; yo love<br \/>\nand taking it out to sea<br \/>\nwe bury it in a sunken grave<br \/>\nin a chest encrusted with barnacles<br \/>\nsecured with rusty chains<br \/>\nguarded by a family of angry octopi<br \/>\nwe mark it on our map of buried love<br \/>\nand laugh as we sail away<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/warblings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/thumbnailCALW473G.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-787\" title=\"thumbnailCALW473G\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/warblings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/thumbnailCALW473G-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nwe are the love pirates<br \/>\nwe&#8217;ve entombed your love<br \/>\nat the very bottom of the sea<br \/>\nfor no special reason<br \/>\nother than that we are pirates<br \/>\nand we\u00a0place our\u00a0desires in storage<br \/>\nbecause we&#8217;re all about forward planning<br \/>\nand sacrificing today for tomorrow<br \/>\nand you for us<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/warblings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/thumbnailCANRFOMP.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-792\" title=\"thumbnailCANRFOMP\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/warblings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/thumbnailCANRFOMP.jpg\" width=\"148\" height=\"201\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nwe are the love pirates<br \/>\nstealin&#8217; yo ho ho love<br \/>\nand stashing it where no one will ever see<br \/>\nno one will ever know<br \/>\nno one will ever go there again<br \/>\nbecause we also stowed the map<br \/>\nto the location of the sunken chest with your love<br \/>\nin the bountiful bosom of a lover<br \/>\nthen we killed her<br \/>\nand had her corpse walk a plank of shame<br \/>\ninto the wriggly arms of a giant octopus<br \/>\nbecause we&#8217;re pirates<br \/>\nand we&#8217;re stupid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>we are the love pirates stealin&#8217; yo love and taking it out to sea we bury it in a sunken grave in a chest encrusted with barnacles secured with rusty chains guarded by a family of angry octopi we mark &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/warblings.com\/?p=786\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cadburys-detritus-dump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":797,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}