The reviews are in on this glam sham monsteropolis of living\u00a0known as civilization,
\nThe reviews are in like buttons on the\u00a0existence bomb of time,
\nAnd I carry them into town on the rolling blue bus with a razor,
\nWhy, I don’t know, but I figured if the reviews are in, maybe I should let some people know,
\nThere was\u00a0a guy with\u00a0a moustache,
\nBut, he doesn’t have it anymore,
\nI replaced it with knowledge,
\nThe most potent, desperate,\u00a0human need.
\nKnowledge,
\nSplattered all over his face.
\nThe reviews are in you ridiculous scum, take an interest!
\nI am the barber of knowledge, and I say,
\nWear it on\u00a0your sleeve, wear it on\u00a0your skin, for fuck’s sake, get involved!
\nThese reviews are like crushing acid, they’ll take away your breath,
\nBut how are we going to learn you murderous, murdered, ball of person-slime?
\nHow are you going to rise up against yourself,
\nUnless I paste you to the floor, with a mountain of press reports on this matter,
\nYou don’t know what matters,
\nYou don’t even know what language\u00a0these reviews are in,
\nWhat skull-sucking media these reviews are in,
\nWhat code these reviews are encrypted in,
\nBut it doesn’t matter because I will put the reviews in,
\nPut the reviews right in your brain,
\nLike pepper-spray for your gray matter,
\nThese reviews of all the titanic pitter-patter of mankind,
\nI’m going to shove them right in your head so you understand,
\nThe reviews are in you cowardly bitch of a thing,
\nWake up and smell the ink bleeding through your skin,
\nI came into this town to shave you clean,
\nYou don’t even need facial growth for me to care enough,
\nTo slice you into shape, and pour into you these reviews,
\nThe reviews are in, the reviews are in you, and you are in review,
\nLittle man, tiny woman,
\nHold my wretched hand and read these blessed things,
\nThese grand reviews of you and me,
\nLet’s stare down the sun and incant together from the book of ourselves,
\nPeople, dear people, your performance is beyond the pale,
\nOf any and all complete and utter lack of expectation,
\nRight up to and including the production of these reviews,
\nThe expression of which is leaning towards infantile,
\nSlanting towards imbecile,
\nIt’s just a sad, sorry, slipshod society show that you are running here,
\nAnd we hereby retract our support, our recognition and our involvement
\nIn such a poorly executed operation,
\nI mean, please,
\nDo read the reviews,
\nIt’s all in the reviews and the reviews are in existence,
\nSo let me chant right here in the town square what is in the reviews,
\nOf existence that\u00a0the reviews are in,
\nOf reviews of existence that the reviews are in,
\nOf existence is in the reviews that are in,
\nAnd existence is out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The reviews are in on this glam sham monsteropolis of living\u00a0known as civilization, The reviews are in like buttons on the\u00a0existence bomb of time, And I carry them into town on the rolling blue bus with a razor, Why, I … Continue reading