Fife & Selia VS Burnheart

Date Filed: 06/10/2011

Complaint: Story misrepresentation and repeated loss of panties.

Representation: All parties are represented by Attorney At Law Paul, using his Escalating Rate Algorithm*.

Status: Pending, but trending.


* In the Escalating Rate Algorithm Lawyer Paul charges each Client, iteratively, $1 per hour more than the other, until either 1 drops out, or the rate reaches $1 Billion per hour, in which case Paul will represent both Clients, and in fact, after 1 hours work, will arrange a settlement agreement in which he pays both Clients out (after billing them).

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