- About Cadbury Fife
- Cadbury’s Detective Agency
- Cadbury’s Super Adventures of Daily Living
- Cadbury’s Sociological Analytics Club
- Cadbury’s Detritus Dump
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- The Archives
- The Case Of The Missing Self
- 1: The appointment, so called
- 2: Please do not take a seat
- 3: Squander my solitude with your presence
- 4: A troubled woman in a dirty window
- 5: The ratatat madness of human affairs
- 6: All runners secretly feel like criminals
- 7: Only Cadbury Fife can solve your case backwards
- 8: Some type of high-society circus clown
- 9: The fascinating stupidity of humans
- 10: A silent killer with a feather duster
- 11: People are toxic to the human condition
- 12: The warm heartless shoulders of the world
- 13: The Moth Epidemic in the East
- 14: The tragic outcome of our continued existence
- 15: Contemplating murder or suicide
- 16: The Terms of Cadbury’s Detective Agency
- 17: Relationships for the underslime
- 18: The ultimate act of dance destruction
- 19: A beautiful man with bountiful brain-bosoms
- 20: Coming from an axis of dementia
- 21: Juggle all the world’s detritus
- 22: To be associated with pleasure, perchance it may offer something good
- 23: To vaporize, vanish, blink out like a black light in the void of the night
- 24: Like projectile life through the narrowing tunnel of existence
- 25: Burrowed into its bamboozling heart
- 26: It was the Detection Party
- 27: More frustrating than a bottle of frustration pills
- 28: A lot of squirming in the room
- 29: Pulling wet, wriggling desires from the depths
- 30: The problem with Modern, Historic, and Ancient Detectives
- 31: Sorry for moving quickly, people, but there’s no time for this
- 32: Ego bubbles, designed to give you boners of the head
- 33: A hard demonic presence in between layers of silken skin and cloth
- 34: The presumably depraved monster-gentleman
- The Case Of The Missing Self
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Category Archives: Cadmium’s Poetic Funpark of Despair
How I found love at the shopping mall
I fell in love with a corpse in a stairwell, I fell into a corpse that I saw swinging, It fell into my path of parabolic love swinging from a stairwell ceiling, With love but not feeling I was unexpected … Continue reading
Everything is sad except for sadness itself
Events occurring one level above real Floating in crowds in total blindness Chatting to masked men in alleys in the city Whispering harsh platitudes to walls Re: the murder Everything is sad now ‘Cept sadness itself Killings planned out in … Continue reading
It Seems That I Recovered You
I remembered you in that moment, Staring for no adequate reason across rocks and loose binding meanings. Holding strings of touch and taste together, Kicking dust and watching clouds resultant. Eventually I began to walk. I swung my arms in … Continue reading
God’s Most Gracious Gift
As a little girl Jean spent her time Waiting for God’s most gracious gift To be delivered to her In sandals and in dresses Learning how to be curved Jean stood by roadsides in different countries Waiting She drank poisons … Continue reading
San Francisco: The Rub
The smell of you is revolting The decay of flesh breaking away From the humanity Being reborn here In the hills In the urine strained streets Burbling hobo techno homo sexual suction action Getting traction on the clickety clack Boardwalks … Continue reading
Project doggyLickLick
Was my doggyLickLick on Was my doggy Did my theory of coils fit the matter that we had Did it matter Do I become fatter and fatter near the end of time Did my doggyLickLick love Did it love Can … Continue reading
Crashups Left Over After Crossing In The Dull Of The Night
I was in a train smash And one day you will have an affair with a married woman I was in a train smash It was quite strange Seeing the metal float by And knowing that one day you will … Continue reading
I Appear To Have Fallen In Love With The Whole World
I’m alive now, And then I pass away, I cry at my descent, I cry at my passing, Now and then I pause, And reflect with caution, Appalled at myself, I pay my respects. I carry a sack full of … Continue reading
The Tower
Elsewhere a phone is ringing Bringing hope Bringing shame to the scam Overhanging the gap of asphalt, cheddar and human With a paste of ambivalence and loss Nothing harms the planet from up here Where we live Coughing and dropping … Continue reading
My Mortality Will Not Kill Me
The dead one is better than the live one, For me, the dead one is no loss, But the live one is a lost one, Is a waste of hate, should be dead. Because the dead one creates a better … Continue reading