Presenting, for the first time available in written form,
Professor Marcus Burnheart’s Amazing Theories
of
Advanced Super Writing
(Previously only available as a tonic!)
- Copy your story from South Park
- Throw in some crazy scenes from Family Guy
- Get the writers from The Onion to write it
- Get Larry David to come over and spit on the final document
- Rethink your theories
- Never get to this step
- Cash in and sell your script as a tonic