Date Filed: 06/10/2011
Complaint: Story misrepresentation and repeated loss of panties.
Representation: All parties are represented by Attorney At Law Paul, using his Escalating Rate Algorithm*.
Status: Pending, but trending.
* In the Escalating Rate Algorithm Lawyer Paul charges each Client, iteratively, $1 per hour more than the other, until either 1 drops out, or the rate reaches $1 Billion per hour, in which case Paul will represent both Clients, and in fact, after 1 hours work, will arrange a settlement agreement in which he pays both Clients out (after billing them).