Advanced Theories of Writing

Presenting, for the first time available in written form,

Professor Marcus Burnheart’s Amazing Theories

of

Advanced Super Writing

(Previously only available as a tonic!)

  1. Copy your story from South Park
  2. Throw in some crazy scenes from Family Guy
  3. Get the writers from The Onion to write it
  4. Get Larry David to come over and spit on the final document
  5. Rethink your theories
  6. Never get to this step
  7. Cash in and sell your script as a tonic

 

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