Poems so dandy like
Quaint floozies and
Some misplaced punk
Tuation that is never possibly wrong’
Oh, sugar was never this sweet!
Oddball shaft of limp with pimpled
Poems so dandy like
Yay man if saccharine were only
Fleetingly juiced
If sugar were only sweet!
Ragtag tagteam degenerates
Both kicking and licking ass with
Poems so dandy like
The dandy man said
If sugar were only so sweet!
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For we are getting nowhere with
Poems so dandy like
As if sugar will ever be sweet!