Category Archives: Cadmium’s Poetic Funpark of Despair

Sometimes it feels as though I am on the dark side of the nut. What with all that I do for love, with my hapless version of my story that I have been sent to tell, with my being upside-down, … Continue reading →

Slink slink doggy dog blither blubber Babble? Snoop around the roundabout Modern poetry Modern poetry Who knows what It’s all about? Head snapped off Head popped off All power to your Psychobobble Bubble based analysis Babble? Blither surely blather purely … Continue reading →

Poems so dandy like Quaint floozies and Some misplaced punk Tuation that is never possibly wrong’ Oh, sugar was never this sweet! Oddball shaft of limp with pimpled Poems so dandy like Yay man if saccharine were only Fleetingly juiced … Continue reading →

This whole thing is like some sort of infinitely sized glory box full of gum-booted lovebugs. It’s a hoot. And shoop shoop doo wop to you and yours and all that and that. This whole thing is badgering on borderdom, … Continue reading →

Trip the light fantastic Weigh it up between your brains You carry around your atoms To flip between your shadows You trick the light, how fantastic You’re a tantalizing devils advocate I can taste the light upon your lips I … Continue reading →

Here I plan the future of society Opposite our number one discounter, and The future will be glorious Though unfulfilling, I fish for fish In a pond of air And reel in the equivalent of electronic gadgets Oh the future … Continue reading →

Perhaps there is nothing to discuss Perhaps even the hapless pursuit of “real” discussion Is not worthy of discussion Well, not real discussion anyway Look, I’m just trying to destroy civilization Is that too little to contemplate? Too trivial to … Continue reading →

Maybe if my nose wasn’t, If my nose wasn’t so medium sized, I’d get more chicks.

Drips, not streams Pass by Your milky   texture Curdles in this sun It seems we can   never Merge or   separate Maybe it’s a   question Of   desperation At a point in   time But no, not … Continue reading →

These people are all doomed I look into their eyes I float myself across their hotchpotch faces I observe the essential arbitrarity of their bodies And they wince they glare they scratch their itchy necks They have all the characteristics … Continue reading →